The Karagöz Puppets Respond to the Turkish People’s Profile Study


Infographic that profiles the Turkish population – based on a sample of 16,000 citizens. (Image from IPSOS KMG)

Have you seen the infographics from the Ipsos KMG Research and Consultancy Company’s study of the Turkish population?  If you haven’t, look at it here – it is worth checking out.  The puppets, who are now home from their sabbatical in Turkey, are fascinated by the changes in their homeland – although they are viewing everything from the lens of an Ottoman-era court.  The world is always surprising to them.

Yehuda Rebbe and Hacivad Bey, the Jewish and Sufi elder puppets, are particularly intrigued by the findings that 71% of the study’s participants report that they perform all of their religious duties.  “I wonder if that finding applies to people of all religions equally – even though 95-98% of Turkish citizens report being Muslim.”  Further, these puppets can be heard debating about whether this statistic is really accurate given the terrible state of affairs in many aspects of Turkish life “if we were all performing our religious duties, wouldn’t this nation be a kinder place, with less poverty, and more harmony? It’s enough to lead someone to atheism!”

On a different note, Esma and Safiye Rakkase are focused on the findings about women and headscarves – but for very different reasons.  Esma, the hippie puppet and ardent Kemalist feminist, is horrified that 37% of women are wearing the veils at home while 60% wear the headscarf when they go out of the house.  “What,” Esma yells to nobody in particular, “has happened to the legacy of Mustafa Kemal Atatürk?  He fought so hard to secularize our country, and actively encouraged the implementation of women’s rights.  While I believe he went too far in banning the veil, this amount of scarf wearing – IN THE HOME – feels excessive.”

Pouting, Safiye Rakkase (the vainglorious and apolitical dancing girl) has a different view entirely – she wants data on which scarf designers are most in favor.  “Why didn’t they collect data on designer labels,” she laments, “if you have to wear a veil, at least make it a stylish one.”

Making a rare appearance, Perihan Hanim, the fairy Godmother puppet, weighs in on the data which suggest that 69% of men and 57% of women believe that a husband’s permission for women to work outside of the home is necessary.  “This finding is saddening.  What does this say about human agency?  What does this say about our relationships in Turkey?  I know many a Turkish mother and/or father who did not raise her son to ‘run’ this kind of a marriage!”  I find this somewhat surprising from Perihan Hanim, given her shock at the lack of care I took of myself while on the tenure-track grind – you can read about her thoughts on that here.

Stepping out of the shadows, Bebe Ruhi, the puppet with Dwarfism who is a keen observer of the world, makes two astute comments.  “What is most sad about this infographic,” he says thoughtfully, “is the fact that 73% of the survey’s participants report never going to a concert – yet 84% report watching television as their major activity.  At least 62% report that most often, they are watching soap operas (televizyon dizileri) – which have some link to real life given subtextual and not-so-subtextual and metaphorical linkage to real life politics, social, cultural and otherwise! I mean, we know that Turkish soap operas are famous for changing the world for women!  We read about it on Al Jazeera!”

In listening to the puppets, I find myself reverting back to my area of expertise…the critique of research methods in the applied social sciences.  Here is what I have to say.  Data are powerful – and great to look at and think about – but they are only as good as their sampling technique.  I would want to know a lot more about WHICH 16,000 people were surveyed, how they were surveyed and how questions were asked before I bought this hook, line and sinker!

And that’s all she wrote, for now, anyway!

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Twelve months, twelve moments and one blue slug: The Puppets reflect on 2014


Carpathian blue slug

Carpathian blue slug found in the Black Sea region of Turkey (photo by Liz Cameron)

For days and days, Karagöz, ever the trickster, has been hounding me with one question – “Yılbaşı? Yılbaşı? Yılbaşı? Where are we going to celebrate the new year?”  Embracing our middle-aged personas, we headed for our beloved curl at the end of the earth – Provincetown!  It is a wonderful and quiet place to contemplate the old, celebrate with dear friends and then forge a path forward in the light of tomorrow, wishing all a “Mutlu Yıllar!” or “Happy New Year!” But for now, the puppets tell me, the job of the moment is to reflect on the past twelve months, in list form.  And just in time, twelve of the puppets have stepped up to share their moment of choice!

Wild strawberry jam at the Moyy Miniotel in Çamlıhemşin

Wild strawberry jam at the Moyy Miniotel in Çamlıhemşin

12.  Esma, ever the etherial and quirky hippie puppet, eeks out her space in the line of twelve with her clear favorite – “My favorite moment was a series of moments experienced at the Moyy Miniotel in Çamlıhemşin, where we tasted at least 12 different kinds of homemade jam – including wild strawberry jam that had twelve berries per spoon because they were so tiny!” 11.  Mercan Bey, the Arabian spice trader puppet considers Esma’s favorite, and continues on down the culinary path – citing the eleven dishes of extraordinary Anatolian cuisine experienced at the now world-famous Çiya Sofrası on the Asian side of the Bosphorus strait…they even had candied black walnut in the shell with kaymak!  (It was also, M’lady notes, the first time she experienced a menopausal hot flash although she resisted stripping down to her skivvies due to the veiled ladies in the room).

A turkey we saw strutting about at the Temple of Athena in Assos/Behramkale in June

A turkey we saw strutting about at the Temple of Athena in Assos/Behramkale in June

10.  Zenne, the nervous Nellie like a bowl of nectarine jelly, actually gets brave for once as she steps forward from the group.  “My favorite, if I may say so, were the ten cats per day we saw all over Turkey while showing M’lady’s niece, stepsister and stepmother around.  I was even brave enough to take a cat ride along with the little chorus of dancing lady puppets!”  Blushing, she rushes hurriedly back into the shadows, hoping her mistress, Kenne, the Queen of Manners and Maintenance of Ladylike Behaviors can see her.  Kenne looked a lot like the strutting turkey we saw at the Temple of Athena in Assos this summer. 9.  And sure enough, when Kenne is done scolding Zenne for stepping out of the servant’s quarters (what is this, Downton Abbey?), she steps up and reveals HER favorite moment of the year, none other than the 9th of September when M’lady donned her working clothes for the first time in two years and went back to work at the University!  “At least you look presentable these days, and have sworn off (sniff) JEANS most of the time!” 8.  And then the crack of a whip could be heard.  Yes, it was the Write-A-Matrix, that academic dominatrix – or – as it turns out – retired academic dominatrix!  You may recall this puppet – she was often seen around here several years ago when M’Lady was up to her eyeballs in academic work 24-7, it seemed like.  After two years away from work, the Write-A-Matrix has a new lease on life – and instead of churning out manuscript after manuscript, she is focused on writing at a more sustainable pace – and valuing blog posts more than at the one-per-day rate.  “My favorite moment of the year is actually the moment that M’Lady realized she was OK with having only written eight blog posts in a year, and even though she’s now up to ten, she’s healthier than ever.”

Istanbul Pride march on Istiklal Caddesi, June 2014

Istanbul Pride march on Istiklal Caddesi, June 2014

7.  So while we are thinking about health and happiness, let’s turn to Saf and Dobra – the Siamese twin puppets who love-hate Turkey.  Sighing and giggling, they approach me together, hand in hand.  “Our favorite moment relates to the 7th heaven we saw many people experience during Istanbul Pride.  We were proud to see M’Lady and M. join in that parade.  We love the fact that such a large (100,000 people!) Pride parade happened in Istanbul but we hate the fact that things are still really NOT GREAT for many LGBT people in Turkey.”  Well said, Saf and Dobra, we feel the same way. 6.  Celebi, the modern lover puppet (a Kemalist for sure), goes the traditional route today.  Instead of something modern – he celebrates something traditional – “My favorite moment involved viewing six versions of İmam bayıldı.  M’Lady finally started to learn how to cook Turkish food this year (no, M’Lady, çay does not count) and perfected her approach to this classic Turkish stuffed eggplant dish!”

Two female puppets from the Karagöz puppet museum in Bursa - we visited there in June.

Two female puppets from the Karagöz puppet museum in Bursa – we visited there in June.

5.  “And then,” Tiryaki, the addict puppet, says in between opium binges, “there was the time that M’Lady insisted on buying five celeriac roots for M. to make into an Ottoman-style celeriac dish.  That was a serious celeriac bender, dude.”  You can check out the recipe that came out of that experience here.  “Of course, there was also that trippy time when M’Lady took the entire puppet troupe to the Bursa-based Karagöz Puppet Museum – that was wild to see ourselves in different camel-leather forms! 4.  The little chorus of dancing lady puppets begins to sing from the handbag where they always reside – their own little harem of safety, I think.  Humming, they explain their favorite moment related to the number 4 – “It involved the interpretive dance we did on the windowsill as we watched four quinces being split into eight pieces!  It was the first time that M’Lady’s M. made Ayva Tatlısı!”  You can recall that sweet moment (with recipe) here!

Detail from a wood panel in a tiny mosque on the Georgian border - this image depicts a menorah in honor of Judaism. (Image by Liz Cameron)

Detail from a wood panel in a tiny mosque on the Georgian border – this image depicts a menorah in honor of Judaism. (Image by Liz Cameron)

3. Yehuda Rebbe, the wise man puppet steps forward, his flowing robes following him in regal splendor.  “My favorite moment relates to the number three – in this case three of the world’s largest religions – Islam, Christianity and Judaism.  There we were, on the Georgian border in a tiny town with only one mosque.  How surprised I was to meet the most passionate Imam ever, who gave us a tour of the amazing wood carvings in his mosque – which depicted important events and symbols from ALL THREE religions! In a mosque!  This is a symbol of peace I will hold on to for years to come.” 2.  Bebe Ruhi, the dwarfiest of the puppets steps up now – which is nice because we don’t hear from him a lot. “My favorite moment is a simple one, the moment that M’lady’s M. got over his Turkish snobbery long enough to realize that two SPECTACULAR items, chocolate and peanut butter, really do go well together indeed! It takes two to have a fıstıklı bromance!” 1. Karagöz has the last word – “of course my favorite moment of 2014 HAS to be the time we joined up with the Archers of Okçular and caused a ruckus upon finding the BLUE SLUG in the damp but fascinating town of Çamlıhemşin in the Black Sea region of Turkey!  Hacivad Bey has to have the last word, of course, and he corrects Karagöz, saying, “actually, it was a Carpathian Blue Slug – Bielzia coerulans!” May 2015 bring twelve more such wonderful moments!

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Popping up again and again: The puppets take on Hacı Yatmaz!


Hacı Yatmaz

Hacı Yatmaz pops up and bounces back again and again, despite the depth of the dip he takes…he’s seemingly indestructable!

Hacı Yatmaz, the President of the Karagöz puppet republic, bops and rolls, bops and rolls, always managing to find himself back on his feet even after making the most silly comments ever…

Let me explain that Hacı Yatmaz is an anomaly in the Karagöz puppet troupe that inhabits my head.  You see, he is not a shadow puppet, rather, he is that famous Turkish bouncing child’s toy – always managing not to topple over, always popping up again and again. Originally, the puppets voted him in with the thought that having a different kind of puppet as their leader could lead to great cross-fertilization in the intellectual and equity realms…but now they are not so sure.  What with all the popping up and back and forth and all.

And just today, he sprang back yet AGAIN…even in the face of derision from so many of the puppets. No matter what extreme he bobbles over to, he always pops back up, dammit! It is a force of nature.  But let me fill you in with a little bit of history first, with the help of the puppets.

Hacivad Bey begins the explanation “In my humble opinion, it all started a few years back – way before he constructed a massive palace with lots of rooms to explore – Hacı Yatmaz had been fairly stable for a long time – even drawing in lots of praise for his calm, moderate and collected demeanor in a sea of otherwise bobbing politicians.  He was often lauded as the most thoughtful of the Presidents out there – a model to be followed for many in the region.  All of the other puppet Presidents sought photo-opportunities with him, in fact.  And yet slowly, with time, the kooky movement began.  And while he is a laughing stock, he pops back up again and again – I really don’t know how he does it!”

Safiye Rakkase, the vainglorious dancing girl puppet draws a blank on her made-up face.  “What do you mean the movement began again, Hacivad Bey?  All I know about President Hacı Yatmaz is that he was arrogant enough to say that all of the female puppets shouldn’t laugh in public!  Can you imagine that? I can’t recall that he was ever popular – how can it be true? Well, I guess I don’t read the papers that much…”

Rolling her eyes, Esma the hippie puppet tried to curb her sarcasm in favor of supporting her female puppet-mate for the good of the feminist cause.  Then she remembered that Safiye Rakkase likely had no idea what feminism was, and gave up.  Even light-filled hippie puppets have their limits, you know.  “What about the time he came out and said that all we female puppets were good for was motherhood, that we were not equal to the male puppets – and that we feminists had rejected motherhood for good?  That was a pretty significant dip, for sure, even after getting lots of critique from us female puppets!

Mercan Bey, the spice trader from the Arabian penninsula piped in at this point. “Now,” he said with a somber stance, “I have travelled far and wide, and while I have only been to the American continent lately, even I know that the likelihood of Muslim puppets discovering the Americas is fairly farfetched  – I do beg to differ with President Hacı Yatmaz on that!”

“And let us not forget how sad we were as puppets,” Bebe Ruhi, the puppet who is a dwarf – and who has an ample heart says, “to hear President Hacı Yatmaz say that last summer’s mining disaster in the Aegean town of Soma was just ‘an ordinary thing.’  He really went off the rails with that one!”

Yehuda Rebbe,the wise man puppet steps up now.  “It is with a heavy heart that I read the news of today as well,” he says with such a deep sigh.  “How is it that one can call out some of our national treasures in the literary world, calling them ‘Western stooges?’ Never were two people more pro-homeland than these two.”

Zenne, the tiny handmaiden who is a nervous nellie, like a bowl of quaking quince jelly steps up now. “Oh dear, oh my, please.  You all, just please.  Don’t speak so about our fearless President… We don’t want to end up in the doghouse or anything! Just celebrate how much he can bounce back!”

…and so it goes – the need to write in a politically sensitive manner here in the land of the puppets.

 

 

 

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