On pointless pursuits: Of Tiryaki, opium and seaweed raking in Tulum, Mexico


Tulum mexico seaweed beach playa

The early-morning seaweed raker is always on time, as is the Caribbean Sea, which dumps a new load each morning to be taken away according to the favor of the tourists…(Image by Liz Cameron)

On our last day on the Tulum playa, Tiryaki (the puppet with opium addiction since the 1300s) slunk out of his sleeping spot at 6:59 a.m. and commenced watching the beach – waiting to see if the expected would materialize.  And, at 7:01 a.m. on the dot, there was the expected – in the dual form of:

a) Tiryaki’s daily withdrawl symptoms (until he could get his morning opium hit) and:

b) the portly man from the Tulum Pueblo who spent his mornings raking the night’s seaweed crop into neat circles, before burying it in the white, powdery sand.

Every day, no matter what, Tiryaki has withdrwal symptoms – and a smoke to take them away, only to have his addicted brain deliver more the next day.

Carting the seaweed over to the big hole in the beach - to be buried before the tourists wake up and realize that - horror of horrors - the sea produces *seaweed*!!! (Image by Liz Cameron)

Carting the seaweed over to the big hole in the beach – to be buried before the tourists wake up and realize that – horror of horrors – the sea produces *seaweed*!!! (Image by Liz Cameron)

Every day, no matter what, this seaweed-raker has seaweed to rake and bury, only to have the Caribbean Sea deliver more the next day.

“And both are pointless pursuits,” Tiryaki exclaims with a sigh. “Maybe it’s time to try rehab again.  Too bad for the Mexican seaweed raker, he doesn’t have as much choice.”

Tulum playa crab

The crabs of Tulum playa (Image from VRBO at this link)

A crab ambled by at this moment, escaping the warming beach for the cool of the tropical selva across the road.  God willing, he’ll make it without being crushed by a speeding car.

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Los Aguaschiles Restaurant: The Karagöz puppets swoon in Tulum, Mexico


Tulum Los Aguaschiles guacamole

Fresh, perfect guacamole at Los Aguaschiles Restaurant in Tulum Pueblo, Mexico (Image by Liz Cameron)

The morning after our foray into Tulum Pueblo on beater bikes to beat the band, we were sore, yet determined to return for more mariscos.  After experiencing an almost life-changing Sobada Maya (Arvigo Mayan stomach massage), I was feeling great.  After many years of abdominal pain on the equivalent of a medium-low simmer, I felt barely anything.  And, to make matters even more wonderful, my masseur suggested a wonderful place for lunch – Los Aguaschiles, back in the pueblo. You can read more about that amazing place by clicking here.  This time, we oldsters hopped in a taxi and soon landed in the open-air restaurant that is well-known for its fish tacos, amongst other things.

Fresh, perfect guacamole at Los Aguaschiles Restaurant in Tulum Pueblo, Mexico (Image by Liz Cameron)

Smoked tuna with pickled onions on a fresh corn taco at Los Aguaschiles Restaurant in Tulum Pueblo, Mexico – now taking jokes about “the pink taco” (Image by Liz Cameron)

The Karagöz puppets were so overcome by the healthy deliciousness of Los Aguaschiles, that all they could do was eat, and eat, and eat some more.  And so in honor of all of that eating, all we are doing today (me and the puppets that is) is posting photos of our food extravaganza.  I couldn’t help but think that even the food snob Turks, who believe that Turkish cuisine is the best in the world (and who could argue, really?) would have to love this simple and flavorful food.  Afiyet olsun!

Steamed fish with pickled onions and cabbage and a hot corn tortilla at Los Aguaschiles Restaurant in Tulum Pueblo, Mexico (Image by Liz Cameron)

Steamed fish with pickled onions and cabbage and a hot corn tortilla at Los Aguaschiles Restaurant in Tulum Pueblo, Mexico (Image by Liz Cameron)

"Jamaica" hibiscus and sorrel (?) drink at Los Aguaschiles Restaurant in Tulum Pueblo, Mexico (Image by Liz Cameron)

“Jamaica” hibiscus and sorrel (?) drink at Los Aguaschiles Restaurant in Tulum Pueblo, Mexico (Image by Liz Cameron)

 

BBQ'd octopus with black beans and rice at Los Aguaschiles Restaurant in Tulum Pueblo, Mexico (Image by Liz Cameron)

BBQ’d octopus with black beans and rice at Los Aguaschiles Restaurant in Tulum Pueblo, Mexico (Image by Liz Cameron)

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Ugly Turkish-Americans? Mercan Bey finds camels in Tulum, Mexico


Tulum Pueblo Mexico mariscos El Camello

Mercan Bey the spice trader from the Arabian penninsula is knee-deep in cross-cultural learning while he snoops in the kitchen at Tulum Pueblo’s El Camello restaurant. “How is it,” Mercan Bey wonders, “that a place famous for seafood is named after camels?”

When we last left you, Karagöz was almost marinating in his cóctel de mariscos over at El Camello Restaurant in Tulum Pueblo in the Quintana Roo province of Mexico‘s Yucatan penninsula.

Since Karagöz was given permission to dictate yesterday’s post, and since he just gave the culinary highlight, let’s go back and get some context, shall we?

As you may recall, Mercan Bey, the Arabian Spice Trader Puppet, spent his first morning in Tulum sneaking about the grassy rafters of our hotel’s kitchen.  Having eventually figured out that “cilantro” is really just fresh coriander, that annatto seed makes things red and that there were way too many New Englandy dishes on the menu (take pear salad with Gorgonzola cheese, for example), he jogged back to the room and announced that we needed to do “more culinary exploration, stat!”

Tulum Pueblo Mexico mariscos El Camello

Tulum Pueblo’s El Camello – the only camel we saw…

So, at this adventurous puppets’ urging, M. and I borrowed some majorly junky and almost brake-less bikes from our hotel and headed into the selva towards Tulum Pueblo.  Described by many a snotty tourist book as a “dirty nothing town” south of Cancún, we rejoiced.  “Just our cup of Çay,” we thought, as we headed into the great unknown, “something discarded by the touring elite – we’re bound to find some deliciousness there!”  Having been told it was a half-hour ride by bike, we set off in the mid-afternoon heat.

One of our beater bikes in Tulum, Mexico - on the way home from El Camello (Image by Liz Cameron)

One of our beater bikes in Tulum, Mexico – on the way home from El Camello (Image by Liz Cameron)

Observing neon turkuaz parrots along the way, we worked on muscles heretofore unknown and one and a half hours later, ended up in front of a place we had heard of from the local workers in our hotel – El Camello.  Fearing we were lost at one point, I broke out my dusty Spanish to ask directions of a lady about my age who was peddling churros on her bicycle.  Churros, in case you do not know, are a delicious fried sweet treat.

Turning her head sideways to break through my Central American-infused accent (a long story from far, far away), she didn’t seem to mind that her blackened nubs of teeth made their appearance as she told me to look for “red, lots of red plastic, just that way a bit.”

churros and bananas in tulum

Before I could finish adequately analyzing what her teeth suggested about the Mexican dental system, and the unfairness of globalized inequality, there it was, El Camello, resplendant in scarlet plastic tables and chairs, all over the place.

There it was, El Camello, famed mariscos restaurant, and for those not in the know, mariscos is Spanish for seafood…We scoured the menu for our choice of the day as local folks transitioned from watching a Mexican futbol match to the Mexican version of “The Voice” – La Voz… México.” No Christina Aguilera to be found, but her Mexican counterparts abounded.

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Thrilled to be in a local establishment, Mercan Bey shot off into the kitchen, where he spent the next hour learning all he could from participant observation – I say participant observation instead of just observation as there were some Mexican Dia de los Muertos (Day of the Dead) puppets in that place (see exemplar photo here from Wikipedia), so they were kind enough to show our very own spice man around.

After tucking into his cóctel de mariscos, M. was in a mollusk-ridden coma of drool and beer, so I turned to chatting with our waitress.  At one point, I stuck my foot squarely into my ugly American mouth.  As soon as the waitress squinched her eyes up at my question, I knew I had pulled an ugly American action…but what could I do?  I had questioned the waitress about the meaning of “El Camello,” only to be reminded that it just means – yes – “the camel.” Duh!  I was too embarrassed to ask anything else, and just retreated into the “food is amazing” territory to save some face.  Famous for it’s seafood, you may well wonder how it acquired the name El Camello – but I guess they’ll never tell!

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Locals listening to “La Voz…Mexico,” in Tulum Pueblo Mexico at El Camello Restaurant.

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