Shelling fava fasulye on the back porch (with recipe)


Shelling fava fasulye on the back porch

When I last left you, most of the Karagöz puppets were snoozing in the unseasonable sun, and the Write-a-matrix had slunk off in supreme defeat, after I failed to do academic work OTHER than grading papers. This left me on the porch, taking a gander at the progress of the soaking fava fasulye or fava beans once in a while. I shelled a number of them, no easy feat, by the time M. came home, but we finished shelling them together.

I treasured every moment of sitting together on the porch, quiet, just listening to the world around us, the breeze picking up the errant sound of super-soaked fava beans squishing out of their easily-hardened shells. One of my favorite memories from growing up involves sitting with my Mother on the stoop, where we would chat away as we peeled carrots, onions or apples for some supper-related item. M. and I have a bit of a different rhythm when it comes to food preparation together – it is more of a quiet thing – but I love doing that work together. M. knows how much I love the chatting aspect of this work, so perhaps in a nod to my familial tradition, he told me about the lemon, garlic and olive-oil infused fava bean paste he grew up eating at home.

“Did you ever shell beans with your Anne (mum), then?” I asked, hoping to learn more about his beloved mother.

“No, canım sweetheart, I did not. She had help in the house…” he said, his voice trailing off, perhaps a bit guilty at the memory.

“I guess boys were not expected to do those things?” I asked gently, hoping I was not making a stereotype.

“Probably so,” M. said, looking down as he worked on a particularly recalcitrant beans not wishing to leave its shell, “I love the smell of them!”

Not understanding the allure of the somewhat sour, astringent smell emanating from the light green soaking bowl, I just nodded my head and smiled. Clearly, I thought, this is a culturally-acquired taste.

About that time, a friend text messaged me, asking what I was up to. I had to laugh when she said “and will you serve your fava beans with a nice Chianti?” referring, of course, to the inimitable Hannibal Lechter in The Silence of the Lambs – this is the primary reference point most Americans I know have when it comes to fava beans.

So, in honor of fava fasulye, here is the recipe that M. and I have collaborated on for fava ezmesı.

Fava Ezmesı a la Slowly-by-Slowly

1 pound bag of soaked, shelled fava beans

1 litre of chicken or vegetable stock

10 garlic cloves, pressed or mashed (not chopped)

One bay leaf (defne)

Olive oil to taste

Salt and pepper

Lemon juice to taste

Optional: A full sprig of minced, fresh rosemary – it is a lot, be we over spice everything as we like it that way although M. says this is not the tradition he grew up with (biberiye)

1) Place the soaked and shelled fava beans in the slow cooker with the chicken or vegetable stock and bay leaf (and if you like, the rosemary). Put the slow cooker on high and once it is bubbling away at a good clip, let it go for 2 hours or until the beans are soft. You will be surprised to see how long it takes for the beans to find their softness in the water. Be prepared for your usually friendly neighbors to comment on the odor. 🙂

2) Once the beans are fully soft, pulse the fava beans into a paste with the olive oil, garlic, lemon juice as well as the salt and pepper to taste.

3) Enjoy it with some lovely hot ekmek (bread) or crusty crackers (I have some sea-salt baked melba toasts I am eyeing for this purpose).

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Of oxen, calves and paper tigers: Öküz altında buzağı aramak


The "paper tiger" takes over my fruit bowl as I try to get organized...

All day, the impish Karagöz has been lounging around the dining room table, giggling and rolling about.  Every once in a while, when I come in from my spot on the back porch, where I am grading yesterday’s tests, he lets out a long, crooning cry of a sentence in Turkish – knowing that I can’t understand it.  As he does this, he flips more of the papers I am trying to organize around, spurring on the “paper tiger” I have created on the dining table.

Knowing he is taunting me, and that eventually those other puppets will emerge from the back porch (where they are sunning themselves for all their worth) and explain it to me, I decide not to sweat it too much (hard for me).  But they are not rushing in on this sun-infused day.  They really don’t have much to say, which leaves the Write-a-Matrix to do her thing – you know – crack the whip and try to get me to do academic work.

She’s cracking the whip a lot today, you see, as every time I come in from grading one paper (an attempt at operant conditioning), I get caught up on starting another project – and let me tell you – there are many.  She’s mad as hell, that Write-a-matrix, and none of the puppets are even trying to do battle with her today, although Karagöz is watching her with lackadaisical interest in between narcoleptic sleep-a-thons.  Many work projects, many home projects, many friendships to keep, self-care rituals to adhere to.  I haven’t had a haircut in 3 months.  It is almost 80 degrees out, but my feet are a sight for ogres and I am too ashamed to leave the house without a full foot-care pedicure in the immediate house-exiting future.  I wonder what M.’s mother would think about that, if she were alive.  She always looks so put-together in all of her photographs – she looks just lovely.  I am also afraid to see one of my students who lives in the neighborhood, as I have not graded her paper yet and don’t want to have to explain that.  Hacıyatmaz keys in on this point, rocking harder back and forth, reminding me that there is life beyond academia and that I need to tend to other aspects of life as well.  As you may recall, he is the relentless supporter of my personal writing – and my personal life – and he is constantly rocking and rolling in the background these days.

I decided to see which vegetables were at risk of peril in the fridge, and chopped up all the carrots and celery and onions to make a nice mirepoix with Bozcaada-sunned kekik (thyme) preserved in a hand-blown glass jar.  Seeing a bottle of pinot grigio one-third full and on the way to vinegar, I decided it was the day to make a red lentil stew, and added the wine dregs to the mirepoix before picking through the lentils to eliminate tiny stones.  One more paper was graded and then it was over to the car insurance bill, organizing the towel closet and making the bed. It went on like this for a while.

I mean really, don't these fava beans (bakla) look ominous to you too?

As the sun neared the top of the sky, peeking out in sharp darts through the hemlock tree in the backyard, one more paper was graded when I decided to learn what I could do with the dried fava beans I picked up the other day because I remembered M. talking about eating them as a kid.  I commenced soaking them after googling around for a while using both Turkish and English search terms.  After dropping what some in Turkish world refer to as fava fasulye and some refer to as bakla into a soaking bath, I ended up deciding that the floating fava beans look more than ominous, with many of their wide, black eyes eerily looking up at me from their vertical soaking stance, I go back to grading.  What self-respecting bean soaks vertically? Surely, I think, they are possessed.  Merging myself back into paper-grading mode, I let the sun beat down on the side of my face.  One more paper was graded and a friend stopped by, and after expressing interest in my double tea pot, I taught her how to make Turkish çay.  One long hiatus led to the eventual completion of one more paper before I noticed that the Write-a-matrix had stopped cracking her whip…there she was in the corner, and here is what she said..

“I hate to admit that that idiot Karagöz is right, but it is true, she sighed,Öküz altında buzağı aramak.”  I’ve had it today, I’ll let her drown in her paper tiger today – and will commence attempting to draw water from a stone tomorrow morning.”

Esma, the hippie puppet saunters in from her sunbath just then, and tells me “looks like the Write-a-matrix is getting a little soft, she just said “don’t look for a calf under an ox.”  With a big smile, I turned inward, thinking that I am likely on the path to a healthier place.  We’ll see how long this can last.  Hacıyatmaz just grins, and wobbles on.

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Farazi Kozmos’ modern-day take on Karagoz (in Turkish)


Craig Jacobrown puppet troupe presents a child...

So, it has been months and months of me writing about the Karagöz puppets – and you know that these little paper people are metaphorical inventions that play out the voices in my head. You probably have also gathered that I am not, contrary to what it may seem, suffering from auditory hallucinations. Some of you think that the puppets torture me somehow – but actually this is not the case, they are just a way to “process” the in-many-ways subtle cross-cultural reality in which I live. However, what you have not seen a lot of is how the Karagöz puppets are presented in a more traditional – or even modern – light. Always focused on playing up cultural stereotypes (as well as personality types, perhaps), the Karagöz puppets are famous in Turkey – although these days, they primarily have a child audience. While many Karagöz puppeteers do their shows in the traditional manner, this does not stop the budding animators from taking on this traditional art form. So, in case you are curious about what the modern-day might look like for Karagöz and company, check out this video – in very modern animation. Enjoy!

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