Karagöz is up to his tricks, this time with a “ghost post:” The puppet troupe responds


Well, woe is me.  Karagöz is up to his tricks, this time with a “ghost post.”  These puppets are so anxious to get ahead on posting for the new year, that they accidentally hit “publish” instead of “schedule” for a post they just inspired their human, me, the one who types, to write.

Karagoz the trickster is at it again - this time he is after the man in the superman costume - or else he really has some kryptonite. Thanks to this link for this little moving image! http://www.karagozcu.byethost13.com/images/intikam.gif

Kenne, the etiquette maven you learned about a few days ago, is red-faced and horrified, already seeking guidance from Emily Post on how to handle this situation.

Tiryaki, the opium addict, just took another toke and nodded out as a way to get through the embarrassment.

Celebi suggested that we just face the music, front and center, and throw a party for everyone – preferably with some Mahler symphonies, or maybe Bartok.

Khadijah just shrugged her shoulders, and kept going on the laundry.

Zenne, well, true to form, she is even more of a nervous nellie, shaking like jelly that someone will be upset, or even un-friend us on Facebook, de-tweet us on Twitter or stop following us on email.

The chorus of dancing ladies, well, they just grumble and mumble from their usual spot in my purse as Bebe Ruhi asks me, over and over and over, “why do you do this? Why do you do this writing? What is the meaning of this writing? What do you think subconsciously led you to hit “publish” and why?”

Esma, the little hippie puppet, she looked at me – and just instructed me to assume the position, the lotus position, that is.  Namely, it is time to meditate and consider this addiction to writing that has befallen me – and made me lose my senses.

At the mention of addiciton, Tiryaki stirs from his opium-laced sleep, opens one eye, surveys the tense situation, and falls immediately back to sleep.

And what do I say to the little hippie lady practically beating me with a lotus flower? “It’s a hell of a lot more fun than grading papers.”  She has no argument.

And then Hacivad Bey shows  up, and as usual, he has a quote from Rumi that leaves me ready to move on:

Mistakes can also lead you to the Truth. Ask, the answer will be given.”

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On the 6th day of Christmas: Meet Tiryaki the opium addict with narcolepsy


Kanbur TiryakiToday, we meet one of the more shadowy figures in my head – and in the history of Karagöz shadow puppetry in Turkey, Tiryaki Bey, who is addicted to opium and nods off on a regular basis – sometimes due to narcolepsy and sometimes due to, well, just nodding off from all of that opium. Like any other person who becomes addicted to substances, Tiryaki started out as a sweet-faced child, enamored of fairy tales, holding on to his mother’s apron strings and following his father’s trade visits through the Koza Han (or silk market) in his hometown of Bursa and visiting his grandparents’ chestnut farm on the outskirts of town – chestnuts (kestane) for which the region is most famous).

We can imagine a scene in the Ottoman court from looking at this image - this is a scan from the original engraving by F. W. Topham (London: E. Bell, c. 1850) via Wikicommons.

We can piece together the history of what happened to him – with a bit of the flourish of fairy tale fantasy thrown in – by looking at what we know about opium during Ottoman times….we know, for example from Wikipedia thatŞerafeddin Sabuncuoğlu used opium in the fourteenth century Ottoman Empire to treat migraine headaches, sciatica, and other painful ailments”  This was the time in which the puppets got their start – in the 1300s in Bursa.  We know that opium became something that was popular for recreation amongst the well-to-do.  Perhaps Tiryaki felt the tyranny of living up to his status as the firstborn son – and spent too much time hanging out in the Sultan’s court, as a member of the up and coming class of adolescent children of the  monied class…and perhaps he became exposed to opium…and perhaps, well, perhaps the rest is history? Opium did become a major export from the Ottoman Empire to Europe – but is reported by many to be well-used in Constantinople…one letter from 1573, for instance, documented that a “Venetian visitor to the Ottoman Empire observed that many of the Turkish natives of Constantinople regularly drink a ‘certain black water made with opium” that makes them feel good, but to which they become so addicted that if they try to go without they will ‘quickly die.'”

As I write this, Tiryaki Bey is nodding at me, with half-lidded eyes, in a cool man fashion, laughing through his Opium high haze enough to gaze out in my direction with a suave, nodding, cool acknowledgement that all I say here is true.  I remember this look that I thought was so cool when I was caught up in doing drugs et alia during my punk-hippie phase.  I guess I was a just a good kid doing bad things, reacting against some things in my life in a stupid way.  It was “cool” to do drugs, to be different, to rebel against the status quo of suburbia.  This is what I thought at the time – if you can call it thinking.  I did a bunch of different stuff – but I only smoked opium once (that I know of – pot is often laced with things that smokers are not aware of), and it resulted in a disastrous experience I would rather forget.  Suffice it to say, I am lucky to have made it out of that phase without significant and lasting trauma, brain damage, disease or criminal justice involvement.

I think that Tiryaki the puppet stays in the shadows of the corners of my mind as a reminder of how easy it is to get caught up in things that may seem alluring, different and interesting – but can be very damaging.  I see him nodding at me when I approach choices in my life that are not so good for me  – say – the decision to take on yet another research project because it is so tantalizingly interesting – despite the fact that I am already over-committed.  Tiryaki is the one that gets me to stop for McFatness (our niece’s word for McDonald’s) meals when I am starving at 10 at night after 12 hours at work instead of waiting for food at home.  Tiryaki is the one who draws me in to watch 3 hours at a time of E! entertainment TV when the Kardashian clan are on and I really need to be grading papers but am totally brain dead from a week’s worth of workaholism. Tiryaki is the one that is addicted to protesting during faculty meetings – when I really should be engaging in what is often referred to as “STFU” behavior in The Chronicle of Higher Education’s tenure track blogs (you can google that acronym, I don’t want the censors on my trail here).  Tiryaki is the one who opens the curtains wide when depression is peeking in the window of my life…and encourages me to sleep long, deep hours when depression is too much.  He is a mixed fellow, someone who wants to be a reminder of what is the wrong road – but too often takes that wrong road when he knows better.

So, Tiryaki is still addicted to opium, and as he has sipped from the fountain of youth (ok, he used it in his opium bong), he will be forever…and his goal is to forever be my reminder of bad choices – and if possible – the maker of bad choices.  It is my hope that my nieces and nephews will never experience this and that they will be a lot smarter than me in this regard and not need to recede into avoidance of the world around me when it was too difficult to stay, and to difficult to resist the allure of doing something “on the dark side.”  Thank goodness it all turned out ok – or – maybe this is part of why I am as weird and tortured as I am.

At this point in the narrative, Kenne standing right in my line of vision, in the middle of the laptop bed, glaring at me as she is wringing her hands at the horror of me admitting all of this.  She is interrupting my thoughts to shoot me this message in her shrill, uptight voice “a discussion of this nature, m’lady, it is most certainly not in the etiquette book, please do cease and desist.”  Karagöz is grinning from ear to ear about the fact that Kenne has her knickers in a knot, as the Brits like to say.  However, this post is not about Kenne, we learned all about her yesterday, and today is Tiryaki’s day in the limelight.  Every character – or puppet troupe of characters – has a dark side, and this is mine.

So, for a moment, let’s go to what Ermin Senyer has to say about this stock character in the world of Karagoz shadow puppets in Turkey:

“Tiryaki, the opium addict, spends all his time smoking opium and sleeping in the neighbourhood coffee house. He can easily be identified by his pipe, his fan and a huge humped shoulder. He is a flippant type but always tries to look serious. He speaks like Hacivat but has a bad habit of frequently going to sleep in the middle of a conversation and snoring loudly. He is inclined to make mountains out of molehills.”

So, have compassion for Tiryaki, but watch out when he comes around…whether it is mountains or molehills, you need to be wary of him.

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On the 5th day of Christmas: Meet Kenne the traditional lady in search of maintained honor


Kenne, lady of the house (from etiquette hell) - thanks to this website for this image: http://www.alaturka.info/en/culture/theatre/the-galanty-show

Today, I want to formally introduce Kenne Hanım (Mrs. Kenne, essentially, as Hanım, pronounced hah-num is an honorific), as she would not prefer to be introduced any other way but formally.  This is one uptight lady in this regard.  But, I can relate to this, there are certainly times and places for fastidious manners and etiquette.  This turns out to be a major bone of contention between me and M., who as a bohemian of the highest order, does not always feel this way.  In any case, it is and will likely be a long strange trip on the road through figuring out this element of our cross-cultural marriage – and here by culture I am referring not to Turkey vs. America – but Bohemian vs. Yankee with old fashioned values.  Kenne is front and center in Battle Etiquette between us. Sometimes, I wish she would take a long vacation.  Sometimes, I just can’t get enough of her stalwart support.

You may remember Kenne, when we first met her, complaining in a rather shrill and entitled fashion about how Khadijah had ruined her henna designs the night before a wedding…and lord knows, did she ever complain. Kenne is a very traditional, appearance-oriented woman with a myopic view of the world. There is her way, and that’s it, not even the highway. Life is all about manners, etiquette and what other people think. Kenne is obsessed with maintaining the honor of the ladies around her – and of course of her human – me.  She sets out my outfits every night before I go to sleep – she favors monochromatic coordination and this drives M. nuts as an artist interested in composition. “How about some contrast? Some textural difference? Try another scarf, perhaps?”

She was, for example, totally, utterly and completely shocked that I would be caught in my nightgown in the middle of the day in my house, when M.’s friend showed up unannounced and walked in expecting tea service. She was equally horrified and apoplectic and my use of once-horrors-once-boiled tea in that service. I don’t think she will EVER get over it and she reminds me of that all the time – horrors.

Ever since she has shown up here in my mind, she is the one that leads me to the “etiquette” book aisle in the bookstore, or searches through mt Granny‘s house to find all possible copies of any etiquette book to create a collection. Really, who has a collection of etiquette books? Well, she does. So far, she has Ms. Manners’ guide to Internet etiquette as well as her guide to, simply “eating.” She has etiquette books from Emily Post, Dr. Seuss and everyone in between. She even picked up an etiquette tome on golf, though she has not a clue about it – nor do I. The lady is obsessed with “KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES” so to speak and is horrified at her human’s fascination with the Kardashian Klan – and their television show “Keeping up with the Kardashians” in all of its trashy and inexplicably interesting glory.  She cowers in the corner when I turn this television show on.  The rest of the puppets really like Khloe Kardashian, who despite her outlandish ways (which Karagoz applauds) feel that she has such good common sense and joie de vivre that they jump up and down when she enters the screen. But, let’s not get lost on the Kardashians.  They are a topic for another time.

Kenne was the one pulling my skirt down when I passed out in Maastricht – even though I had leggings on. She is the tut-tut sound maker, the hurumph shrugger and the tsk tsk finger wagger. I do lots wrong – and whenever M. does something “wrong” she is the one that seems to pull my marionette strings re: letting him know about it. And we thought humans ran the puppet strings – nope – in my life, it is the other way around. Kenne is especially anxious when we visit my family, and she really grabs my attention during those visits, always nagging at M. to cover his mouth when he yawns, take his elbow off the table (she and I were both raised with the saying “all joints on the table to be carved” indicating – no elbows, wrists or fingers on the table). She is one seriously uptight lady in need of a major dose of valium most of the time. If she could only take that chill pill, maybe she would enjoy life some more.

She is the perfect tea brewer, makes börek dough that is as thin as a whisp (the recipe for which is used at the famous Börek Online in Istanbul, delicious) and knows just where to get the freshest most pristine fruit in the market. She is a whiz at whipping up sahlep (a winter drink made of dried orchid roots) in the winter and swirls fresh ayran (a salty yogurt drink) in her sleep during the summer. She is the moral core of the puppet troupe – but takes it too far most of the time. She is often with Khadijah, given their mistress-worker relationship – and Khadijah is one of the only people that sees the good in her and can take her crap. After centuries of working together, I suppose it happens.  For better or worse, Kenne is here in my head.

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